and that letter is V! for vagina! woohooo!ok, maybe its “p” for period, but – after like 3 months of freaky pill action and other nonsense, auntie flo has arrived! joy! huzzah! maybe i’ll feel better and normal and release the 18# of water weight gain sloshing about my face and mid-section!

and i wasn’t worried about not “getting it” because of the usual fears one might first suspect. i’ve never been a girl who hated and/or complained about getting her period. in fact, i’m dreading menopause and beyond when my monthly visitor shall visit no more… sigh. in any event, last i heard, actual sex is required for conception. although, jesus is coming back, so i hear. ’tis the season!

TMI, i know..