i <3 janeane

i had forgotten this entire monologue is about MY LIFE! seriously, the best 30 minutes of comedy and social commentary you’ve seen in the last 15 years (omg)…

as opposed to last season when back fat was all the rage?

things have been going so well thus far, i will find more ways to become unavailable to you

 what did i say? who did i make out with? why do these muscles hurt?

i’m not made of wood people

lion king? absolutely. soundtrack? yes.