my green-ish thumb

Here is how my vast extravaganza of tomato plants are going:

 

Witness: these two plants have actually produced fruit!

 

 

 

Strangely, though, this one just keeps growing upward and more spindly by the day 

 

 

 

 

 

 

But this one really really sad one, it has looked like it was dead since about a week after I bought it. Can you see

how it’s spitting up two sad sad little tomato-ettes? I will let you know if they actually turn red. Or grow. Or shrivel up like little raisins.