everything i need to know, i learned from star wars…

It really isn’t necessary to be fluent in over six million forms of communication.

Before kissing ANYBODY, make sure they’re not related to you.

You may have family members in suprisingly high positions

Before you kill someone make sure they aren’t your father

Cute cuddly widdle teddy bears usually will eat you alive unless you can prove you are a god.

Never stand on a trap door leading to a Rancor pit

Never,never,never underestimate the power of the Dark Side

There are those who are less forgiving than Vader

Always let the Wookiee win

Electricity really hurts

Never tell someone the odds

Always accept apologies

Try not. Do or do not. There is no try

Don’t get cocky

Don’t try to make friends via the Death Star com-link

Mind what you have learned, save you it can

Don’t jump down garbage chutes

The hard part of a jail-break is getting out; plan for it.

Cold weather can cause one to hallucinate

Blowing on a torch will not put it out

Don’t use technology you don’t understand

Never underestimate the powers of a Jedi

Don’t give into your anger

Grasping at your throat will not stop the choking

You shouldn’t always listen to your parents

Certain things smell worse on the inside

There is no such thing as luck

Stormtroopers are bad shots

Traveling through hyperspace isn’t like dusting crops

Never use targeting computers

Dont make old people angry, they might just electrocute you

The British accent has spread to a galaxy far far away

Never declare that there is “nothing to stop [you] this time.”

THIS one goes here, THAT one goes there.

No disintegrations.

You will find many of the truths we cling to depend greatly on our own point of view.

No matter how deeply one falls into darkness, there is always hope for redemption.

Just when you think there is no more hope, alas, there is one more.

Never judge a “piece of junk” from the outside. More often than not, “she’s got it where it counts.”

Fear leads to anger. Anger leads to hate. Hate leads to suffering

Beware of judging someone else’s beliefs as just a “hokey religion.” You may end up eating those words.

Watch your hands when sword fighting.

Walk in single file to hide your numbers.

Never allow yourself to become as clumsy as you are stupid.

Sometimes it’s better to fly into an asteroid field.

Size matters not.

You’ll always have a bad feeling about something.

If all else fails, angle the deflector shields.

Watch out for those trees.

If somebody cuts your hand off, don’t trust him to betray his boss for you.

Young men should be wary of getting involved with crazy, old hermits who like to be called “Master.”

You can’t escape your destiny.

Beware of tremors in the Force.

If you’re not afraid, you will be. You will be.

Stay on target.

Your insight serves you well.

Remember, your strength flows from the Force.

Let go of your feelings.

You should always listen to a Jedi master when they tell you something; they probably know what they are talking about.

The Force Will Be With You Always

thanks to my new facebook group w/the aforementioned title…


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