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Monthly Archives: April, 2010

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trace emailed me this

with the caption “I removed my toes. It’s your fault.” i remain unclear about why he thinks i do not like his toes* and why he felt moved at this particular moment to remove them. of course i had to immediately forward to my girl friends. each of whom pointed out that the carpet appeared …

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opinions please?

in case you haven’t heard, i’m getting married! heh. ok, i know you’ve heard. and you know we are just planning planning planning. one of the many things you plan is the ceremony. we are not having a traditional church wedding. in fact we are making wed at what some people would call a church …

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please be assured that you need to read this*

*and by this, i mean the story about this lovely email, courtesy of jezebel: Kate, So you are saying that I should contact the Met? Just call them? Like its nothing? no biggie! okey dokey! Let me put it in words you can understand: U R A baffoon! I HATE going to the EAST side …

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its happened

i’ve viewed so much wedding porn that i bought the latest brides magazine and was leafing through the pages…..upon spotting a lovely, airy, cotton candy confection of a dress – i checked the price and said – OUT LOUD: $3,950.00 – THATS CHEAP!!!!! in my own defense, let me just say, its vera wang. and …

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i’ve entered a contest

because thats the only way i will ever get an iPad!! so DIY Bride is running a contest in which you can submit a wedding “inspiration board” and win an iPad. the trick is, bridal ensemble – under $500. here’s mine (i actually already bought the cool calvin klein ruffle dress, on sale, from nordstrom). …

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