trace emailed me this
with the caption “I removed my toes. It’s your fault.”
i remain unclear about why he thinks i do not like his toes* and why he felt moved at this particular moment to remove them. of course i had to immediately forward to my girl friends.
each of whom pointed out that the carpet appeared freshly vacuumed.
* his feet in general are quite clean and surprisingly- and pleasantly – soft. it does seem, however, that he trims his toenails with a chain saw.
happy birthday my love!!!!